A person bunkerooed at the Columbus bus station

Earlier this evening, I arrived home from the Columbus roadmeet! I plan to include details of it in the next Last Word, but it's obligatory that I post here about the fact that when I was at the Columbus bus terminal, ready to return to Cincinnati, I detected the hilarious sound of 2 loud-and-proud bunker blasts!

Idaho bans corporal punishment in schools

We're pleased to add Idaho as another state that has prohibited corporal punishment in public schools, as state lawmakers have actually passed what appears to be one of the most forward-thinking laws on the subject anywhere in the country.

What's interesting in this case is that Idaho actually has one of the most Republican legislatures in America. For a long time, the Republicans were the ones fighting to paddle kids more, but now that's the Democrats' specialty. In our part of the country, it's the Democratic-leaning major cities where schools have lately resorted to more extreme forms of physical punishment. The Lexington Herald-Leader recently reported that schools in Lexington now use pepper spray as a disciplinary tool. The same has been occurring in Memphis.

Hey Dems, how does it feel to be the party of paddling and pepper spraying 6-year-olds?

Michael Moore look-alike sighted

Remember Michael Moore? He was an Academy Award-winning filmmaker. He used to make some great movies, but now he just stovepipes whatever Apple tells him to say.

Today, at the Wendy's in Newport, I saw a Michael Moore look-alike.

Have no fear, the April ish is here!

Because you're so cool, the April ish of The Last Word is pub. Scribd is blocking it again, and won't respond to my support ticket from last Friday, but you can read the latest Last Word on my own site!

This ish talks about a Central American cruise I didn't go on, legislators vandalizing a restroom at the Kentucky State Capitol, 'Solid Gold', the box-eating chair, the downfall of record fairs, and more!

So point your pooper here...

http://bunkerblast.info/lastword/lw2304.pdf

Aunt Edna goes to the bank

Remember that actress Imogene Coca? Today, I saw an Imogene Coca look-alike bicycling through the parking lot at the bank. She looked like Imogene Coca did when she was older, around the time she played Aunt Edna in 'National Lampoon's Vacation'.

I also received a very important e-mail declaring that a Nina Blackwood look-alike was sighted at a park.