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Today, I goed to the dentist, but I was almost late because a big sinkhole opened up on Fairfield Avenue. People had warned the city that th...

Today at Kroger, I saw a Conraid Bain look-alike and a Ross Perot look-alike.

It's another December to dismember at The Last Word, as the December issue of The Last Word is now pub! This ish talks about the city ly...

Today at Kroger, I saw a Mister Rogers look-alike and a John Goodman look-alike. Also, the music system played "Bastin'...There...

Today, I went to Target, and I overheard the sound of 2 LAP bunker blasts. When I was in the checkout aisle, the guy in front of me looked e...

Back in August, I goed on a family trip that centered on Townsend, Tennessee. The event yielded 234 photos of a Roads Scholaring interest, a...

It's gonna be another November to dismember with The Last Word! The latest issue talks about pirate stations that broadcast flatulence, ...

You might be surprised to learn that Utah was one of the first places in America to adopt a successful "housing first" model to fi...

If you support this Nazism, you always have the option to go fuck yourself, you know. Fascism is on the march at Kenwood High School outside...

Remember when Newtzi's Nazis enacted the Contract with America? The media cheered it, but real Americans spit in its face. Well, the Tru...

Fascism is on the march in the Bay Area, because of course it is. For years, the Richmond-San Rafael Bridge north of San Francisco has had a...

Move over, California and Fort Lauderdale. America has a new book-banning capital: Hawaii. Right now, libraries all over America are observi...

World Economic Forum canker sore Andy Beshear is at it again. After Ant Farm Andy cut senior meals last month, he's now taking an axe t...

Don't let the fact that America lets shell corporations that are fronts for foreign dictatorships  own American land fool you. The Trump...

It's gonna be an October to be unsober, which means it's time for the October issue of The Last Word! This ish talks about a Pennsyl...

Today, I walked past the gas pumps at Circle K, and some guy who was pumping gas ripped an LAP bunker blast.

Back in 2019, I didn't know Kentucky was electing a Tea Party governor, but what a disaster Andy Beshear has been. WKDZ radio reports th...

Yesterday, I goed to Oktoberfest in Cincinnati - or as I call it, Ploptoberfest. And - what a shock - it lived up to the name I gave it. Som...

Somehow I don't think this is what the Communications Act of 1934 had in mind. Yesterday, Brian Kilmeade - one of the nobodies who serve...

Time yet again to pay our Roads Scholaring dues, and this batch of road photos involves our June peepage of the new development at the old I...

This evening, I smuggled Sprite into Rip-off-fest - continuing a proud tradition. I didn't see any good temper tantrums at Rip-off-fest ...

The September edition of The Last Word is now pub! It's our back-to-school issue! This ish talks about a flatulence-filled Tennessee tri...

Back in June, I partook in another Roads Scholaring in Cincinnati. The 20 photos it yielded were mostly on the north side of town and beam w...

Tyranny is on the march in Mason County. Just northwest of Maysville, the county is trying to seize land from farmers and residents so a big...

We were absolutely flabbergasted to discover this, as it ranks right up there with Delaware towns giving voting "rights" to corpor...

Broward County, Florida, may be emerging as America's book banning capital. Public schools in that county are yanking 55 books off libra...

The year has been mostly a rainout, but on one of the few dry days of the year, I embarked on a Roads Scholaring in Latonia! This event yiel...

Corporate America has had a love affair with Kentucky Gov. Andy Beshear ever since he hamstrung the state with COVID totalitarianism that ke...

Last night, I had another funny dream. I dreamed I was back in 5th grade, and the teacher was out of the room all day. So someone wrote on t...

Summer is over, Grover, and it's time for the August edition of The Last Word, your road atlas to peace, equality, and liberty! This ish...