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Today the Opening Day parade took place. I went down there, and the crowd size has recovered from the media-caused doldrums of several years...

Earlier, I was told that a Bryan Cranston look-alike was sighted on a Caribbean vacation. Also, I was told that some woman bubbled a blue bu...

It's only taken 30 years for them to figure this out. When the far-right Telecommunications Act of 1996 lifted ownership caps for TV and...

Fox News has just been caught with its Underoos down around its ankles - again. The channel posted a blurb on Twitter complaining about yout...

Today at Kroger, some man bubbled.

The national media is finally catching on to something I learned about the hard way almost 30 years ago. After a sewer pipe dumped raw sewag...

Nothing good is coming from the artificial intelligence boom (other than a few funny pictures of Ronald Reagan or fictional stories about Ha...

On Friday, I launched a Roads Scholaring on the east side of Cincinnati, and it excreted 21 new photos! There's some stuff from Newtown,...

Today, I went Roads Scholaring around Newtown and Lunken Airport. On the way home, I saw a Judy Collins look-alike on the Purple People Brid...

Last night, I had a funny dream where I found the men's restroom of a local restaurant completely trashed. I think it was New China Buff...

March into March with the latest issue of The Last Word! This ish talks about my failed attempt to see my FBI file, Spectrum's hang-up p...

The U.S. Supreme Court just keeps getting weirder and weirder! Their strange reasoning of recent years even applies to issues we don't e...

On Saturday, there was a pro-billionaire march in San Francisco that drew a few five people. Seriously, the March for Billionaires - yes, it...

Have no fear and drink some beer! The February issue of The Last Word is here! This ish talks about the backlash against Flock's spy cam...

A lot of bad bills are being introduced in Kentucky right now - as they always are - but this is among the strangest. It's hard to follo...

The outright war on bicyclists is expanding - under Plastic Surgery Phil. New Jersey just became the first state in the union to require a l...

It's a beautiful day in the neighborhood, a neighborly day for a neighbor, as I now have 220 photos from September's Pennsylvania tr...

Because you kick so much ass, the January ish of The Last Word is already pub! This ish talks about the city's addition of 8 new spy cam...

You're gonna laugh because bubble gum is mentioned. As you may know, this is an occasional feature on this blog that generally profiles ...

Today, I goed to the dentist, but I was almost late because a big sinkhole opened up on Fairfield Avenue. People had warned the city that th...

Today at Kroger, I saw a Conraid Bain look-alike and a Ross Perot look-alike.

It's another December to dismember at The Last Word, as the December issue of The Last Word is now pub! This ish talks about the city ly...

Today at Kroger, I saw a Mister Rogers look-alike and a John Goodman look-alike. Also, the music system played "Bastin'...There...

Today, I went to Target, and I overheard the sound of 2 LAP bunker blasts. When I was in the checkout aisle, the guy in front of me looked e...

Back in August, I goed on a family trip that centered on Townsend, Tennessee. The event yielded 234 photos of a Roads Scholaring interest, a...

It's gonna be another November to dismember with The Last Word! The latest issue talks about pirate stations that broadcast flatulence, ...

You might be surprised to learn that Utah was one of the first places in America to adopt a successful "housing first" model to fi...

If you support this Nazism, you always have the option to go fuck yourself, you know. Fascism is on the march at Kenwood High School outside...

Remember when Newtzi's Nazis enacted the Contract with America? The media cheered it, but real Americans spit in its face. Well, the Tru...