Should've stayed in Cheviot

I never should've brung the Peace Bike home from my outing to Cheviot today, if I'd known I'd be faced with more hang-up phone calls (of the untraceable variety, of course) when I got home.

I got another one just now at 8:33 PM.

If I find out it's not "the industry" behind all these harassing calls I've been getting lately, I'll devour my shirt.