What if?

What would your reaction be if you discovered I went to Indianapolis last night to protest against a cult?

Would you:

1) Jump for joy?

2) Crap your pants because of something I supposedly did wrong?

Remember, Indianapolis is only a 90-minute drive, so it's within striking distance. And the KHK cult's parent organization is still in business in that market. So did you really think I wouldn't still be on their case?

Think this question over, and maybe later I'll post some details.