Sixty fact-finding missions in 36 years is not an inordinately high number in this high-tech world where we have such kick-ass inventions as cars.
And - believe it or not - it is conceivable that fact-finding mish #60 may take place in the week between Christmas and New Year's.
I'm not saying it's likely. I'd give it maybe a 50/50 chance. Like the Missouri escapade, it hinges almost entirely on weather and illness.
Possible locations include southern Delaware and northeastern Mississippi.
Fact-finding skeptics believe there's a rule that says I can't go out of town during the last week of the year. That is a myth. This is like their rule that said I was required to blog from a family member's place on election night. After all, I did go out of town during the same week last year. America is ours to discover, and by golly, I'm going to enjoy it - dammit!
In other news, an ish may be in the works following this trip. Better yet, the publication of my second book is still scheduled for January.
The People want you to observe Weird Week eating assorted snacks at Bandit World Headquarters and practicing Halo. You can go on a fact-finding mission any time but Weird Week.
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