Surprise! Splat!

Today, I got home from a road trip all the way across the country. I even went to Washington and Oregon, so now I've been to every state in the contiguous 48 states and D.C. This fact-finding mission is known as the September Surprise!

Celebrity look-alikes abounded. They included Clint Eastwood, Jeff Bezos, David Canary, and Dick Cheney. But I plan to elaborate on them more in the next ish of The Last Word.

Also, after I got home, I received an important e-mail declaring that a Pink look-alike was sighted at Meijer.