Plop goes the glasses!

Yesterday, I goed to Oktoberfest in Cincinnati - or as I call it, Ploptoberfest. And - what a shock - it lived up to the name I gave it.

Someone put a broken pair of eyeglasses and a Pepsi bottle in the toilet.

I may have more details on this in the next issue of The Last Word. Along with the Alan Hale Jr. and George Michael look-alikes.