Thursday, February 29, 2024

Have no fear, the March ish is here!

March into March by poppin' open a keg or three and chillaxing with the latest edition of The Last Word!

This ish discusses a delicate medical procedure, the new prohibitionism, a person getting mad because someone chewed bubble gum in a doctor's office, Kroger selling spoiled ham, a scam by Capital One, a Peanuts mystery being solved, and more!

So point your pooper here...

https://www.scribd.com/document/709429073/The-Last-Word-3-2024

If that doesn't work, stink on over here...

http://bunkerblast.info/lastword/lw2403.pdf

Saturday, February 24, 2024

"New normal" can be a real turkey

COVID relief funds have been wasted on everything from turkey statues to tearing down amusement parks, and it's covered in my latest Substack entry...

https://open.substack.com/pub/bandit73/p/new-normal-can-be-a-real-turkey

Monday, February 19, 2024

Flooded airport restrooms! Spilling Coke on a bus! Game day bucket go boom!

Earlier I received an important e-mail that mentioned a bunch of interesting things.

Perhaps key among them is the restroom destructment at the Cincinnati airport a couple weeks ago. A men's room near the idiotic CNBC store had an overflowing toilet with a whole river of pee water running along the wall. Another beethoom was so bad that it was closed.

At a New York airport, a man oafishly spilled coffee all over his wife's phone and luggage.

As if that wasn't enough, a man spilled Coke all over the floor of a sightseeing bus.

More Columbus poo!

Last year was full of Columbus biperoony.

In November, we drove up to the Columbus Zoo. This outing actually gave us 4 photos for my Roads Scholaring collection. So glide over here...

http://bunkerblast.info/roadpics/morecol23.html

Wednesday, February 14, 2024

Masks are forever

My newest Substack entry details how mask mandates built up from being "just for 2 weeks" to being permanent in the course of 4 years...

https://open.substack.com/pub/bandit73/p/masks-are-forever

Tuesday, February 6, 2024

The deadly side of mask mania

My newest Substack entry is about the deadly side of ongoing mask mandates:

https://open.substack.com/pub/bandit73/p/the-deadly-side-of-mask-mania

Monday, February 5, 2024

It seems to me you lived your life like a celebrity look-alike in the wind...

Earlier I received an important e-mail declaring that an Elton John look-alike was sighted in Uruguay.

Friday, February 2, 2024

Double your displeasure with some school doublethink

School districts in our area have been mired in corporate stupidthink so deeply for so long that if they start the school year after about August 10, it's a big story. But an Iowa district is considering starting its school year before August 23, and families there are angry that it's starting too early. In fact, there appears to be a state law in Iowa prohibiting the school year from starting before August 23.

Kentucky needs to be more like Iowa. A state law to prevent the school year from starting too early might be a very good thing for Kentucky. Summer break is useful for not only recreation but also agriculture and summer jobs. Some public officials and media outlets enjoy bashing small farmers, but farming is a necessary activity. No farms means no food. Central cities that don't have much farming also directly benefit from summer break, as this break allows more opportunities for summer jobs programs.

An argument has emerged lately that year-round school would prevent juvenile crime because schools are the only places that make kids obey. This argument is ridiculous. People should think - not obey. The past 4 years have been filled with enough "obey, obey, obey" garbage to last a lifetime.

Iowa is actually being very equitable and progressive by protecting summer break, while much of Kentucky keeps doing everything that big corporations and the media demand.

The biggest issue these days may be the doublethink surrounding this matter. Many schools were closed for 2 years over COVID, yet those who endorsed these closures are usually the same people who demand year-round school the rest of the time. They support two contradictory ideas. They want schools closed when they should be open, yet they want schools open when they should be closed. We have seasons for a reason. Seasons are nature's way of saying what's intended and what isn't. Why do you think city pools are open in July but not January? For humor?

Perhaps it's time for Kentucky to join several other states in passing a law that says the school year can't start too early.

Coney has it...your money, that is!

Coney Island amusement park in Cincinnati was known for decades for amenities like Sunlite Pool, which the park claimed was the world's biggest recirculating swimming pool. It all came crashing down recently when the park was purchased by Cincinnati Symphony Orchestra, which announced it would tear down the park and replace it with a $118 million music venue. This is despite the fact that Cincinnati has plenty of music venues - many of which don't get much use as it is, because a lot of music acts won't come to Cincinnati because of past hostile actions against performers.

Cincinnati Symphony Orchestra is plowing ahead with its plans while arrogantly ignoring the public outcry.

It's bad enough that this is allowed to take place. It's bad enough that they won't at least keep Sunlite Pool. But it gets worse! Imagine that! A group of business "leaders" is now demanding that the state of Ohio give Cincinnati Symphony Orchestra $20 million in taxpayer money for this dumb project. All for free. No strings attached.

So not only is a ridiculous, useless project that will destroy one of the region's most popular recreation sites moving forward. Not only is the resulting outcry being completely brushed aside. Taxpayers may also end up being robbed to pay for it.

It's like being forced to build your own coffin.

Thursday, February 1, 2024

More and more mask hysteria!

The vigilantism, violence, and racism of forced maskers is described in my latest Substack entry, along with officials' digging in on mask mandates at weddings. By necessity, this is a long, long entry, so hang on...

https://open.substack.com/pub/bandit73/p/more-and-more-mask-hysteria

A person bunkerooed at Popeyes

Today at the Popeyes in Alexandria, some old man ripped an LAP bunker blast.