The book is done!!!

The book is done
(Done, done)
The book is done
(Done, done)
The book is done
(Done, done)
The book is done
(Done, done)

The book is done
The doggone book is done

(Sung to the tune of "The Girl Is Mine.")

I've just completed my second book, and now all it needs is to be proofread and submitted.

That's it! Done!

I would have had it done by last month, but for my fight with Google and an unusual glut of fact-finding missions. But that's fine. It'll all work out in the end, because that's the natural order of things.