Morality police at it again

Corporations get away with everything - and I mean everything.

But the essence of conservatism means that while there's no regulation of corporations, there's more and more regimentation of what individuals do. "Regulation for thee, not for me" is the policy that guides conservaworld.

The town of Kure Beach, North Carolina, seems to be trying to embody this maxim. The town has now adopted a "zero tolerance" policy against thong swimwear on its beaches - requiring offenders to pay a stiff fine.

Really? Come on!

Oil companies are polluting our water, retail chains are abusing workers, telcom firms are ripping off consumers - and Kure Beach officials are worried about swimwear being too revealing?

Seriously???

Wikipedia can have photos of people in thongs, yet people can no longer even wear them to the beach?

However, Mayor Dean Lambeth worried that the ban might end up being challenged in court. He complained, "The way this country is leaning so far left, it wouldn't surprise me."

You're hilarious, Dean, you know that?

He said Kure Beach is taking a stand for "decency" and bragged, "I'm sitting out here looking at the ocean and don't see a damn thong in sight."

Oohhhhh! (The sound everybody makes when you say a cuss word.)

Conservaworld means more laws, more control, more regulation of what you do with your body.

(Source: http://www.cnn.com/2010/US/04/28/north.carolina.no.thongs/?hpt=T2)