Lawn Chair Quarterback: "That's Fascist!"

THAT'S FASCIST!!!

Remember a TV series in the early '80s called 'That's Incredible!'? It was cool. The 'That's Incredible!' kick-ass crew consisted of John Davidson, Cathy Lee Crosby, and Fran Tarkenton. This weekly ABC program featured lots of wild stunts, competitions, supernatural phenomena, domino set-ups, and heartwarming stories of people overcoming disabilities.

But these days, we need a show called 'That's Fascist!'

What better day to explore this need than today - the first anniversary of the unmistakably totalitarian Citizens United ruling? This ruling is finally prompting an independent investigation of several of the Justices behind it, but it's too late to free last year's elections from corporate dough.

Lots of things in modern America are fascist, and our latest 'LCQ' cuts to the heart of the matter by proposing a remake of 'That's Incredible!' titled 'That's Fascist!':