Lawn Chair Quarterback: "Just For Mitt"

If I was a gambler, I'd wager that Mitt Romney uses Just for Men.

Maybe Just for Men should be renamed to Just for Men Who Don't Understand the Economy. Romney - the embattled Republican presidential hopeful - has proven he has no better understanding of the economy than John McCain had. That says a lot, for McCain is the man who hired PHIL GRAMM as his economic adviser.

PHIL FREAKIN' GRAMM, of all people!!! Hiring Phil Gramm as an economic adviser is like hiring Rush Limbaugh as drug czar.

Memo to my readers: Do not vote for a party whose presidential nominee hires Phil Gramm for any position related to economics (or anything else).

If a touch of gray means experience, then Mitt Romney shouldn't have a single gray hair. Honestly, what has Romney done in life, before he became an unpopular one-term governor? I've been a writer, a librarian, a cartographer, and computer programmer. What's Romney been? I sure as shit don't know!