Lawn Chair Quarterback: "Repressed Antifreeze Syndrome"

No decade had as many scary TV commercials as the 1970s!

That's what made the '70s so cool. I was brung up in the '70s, and getting to enjoy so many frightening ads on TV is part of what made me the man I am today. These days, we're raising a generation of wusses by not exposing them to spooky ads.

It's no wonder kids these days don't fight back against school uniforms. The Media has them trained to be obedient little wimps. Ads today try selling people stuff instead of scaring them.

Our latest 'LCQ' talks about all those scary '70s commershes - building up to what may have been the most terrifying of all...