Mr. Elbow Care does oppo research on taxpayers' dime

A new recording reveals that noted bubble gum authority Mitch McConnell has been illegally using Senate resources to conduct research on potential electoral opponents. McConnell staffers even mocked Ashley Judd's religion during the February meeting. Naturally, The Media has swiftly turned the scandal around on those who exposed it. The fright-wing press is outraged at the outrage, if you will.

This scandal should sink the McConnell campaign like an anvil - and it should lead to criminal charges against McConnell. We should be eternally thankful to those who exposed it. Some have credited Progress Kentucky with being behind the unearthing of this meeting. But the scuzz-a-luzz media is blaming everybody except McConnell and his staff for the scandal. McConnell even likens Progress Kentucky's supposed actions to Watergate. Mitch, you idiot, do you even know what Watergate was?

Hey, if you don't like the message that McConnell is a crook, don't attack the messenger! Senators don't get to break the law and then cry like a baby when somebody catches them red-handed.

If Progress Kentucky is indeed behind exposing the meeting, Progress Kentucky is 100% right. I fully support what they did. I will go to my grave believing this.