Funny Republican campaign slogans

Now that the Republican Party has proven that they don't have a damn thing to offer that's of any value whatsoever, what are some fitting campaign slogans the party can use? Here's some ideas...

"Fighting yesterday's battles tomorrow."

"We'll do to the country what we've already done to the country."

"Because adulterers are fun."

"We're the elephant in the room."

"One more chance? Please???"

"Number one in people freezin'."

"Because we say so."

"Building a bridge to the 12th century."

"Return to idiocy."

"No you won't."

"Keeping your kids safe from drugs by supporting Big Pharma."

"It's not fascism when we do it."

"Head for the mountains. It's Bush."

"We lie all the way to the bank."

"G-R-A-F-T!"

"You deserve a fake today."

"Had enough? Too bad!"

"In your guts, you know we're nuts!"

"It's morning in America. So we woke you up with a jackhammer."

"Spill, baby, spill!"

"It only takes 5 Supreme Court Justices for us to win."

"Let's close the book on libraries."

"Ax the facts."

"Taxed Enough Already - which is why we support a national sales tax."

"Every king a king."

"Just for the waste of it."

"We sell no whine before its time."

Anyone else have any good GOP slogans?