Brewin' up mischief in Milwaukee!

I just got home from a road trip to Milwaukee, which was every bit the spectacle I had anticipated.

I plan to report on it in more detail in the next Last Word, but a brief outline of the past few days' uproarious events is in order for the Time Being.

First off, an LAP bunker blast was heard at a gas station. And I saw 2 of the most hilarious celebrity look-alikes I've ever encountered. An Eddie Money look-alike was seen working as an event staffer at the baseball games I attended. And a Jack Kemp look-alike got utterly plastered during a tour of the Miller brewery.

Also, throughout the course of the trip, I saw 5 - count 'em, 5 - people who were in such a vacationy mood that they bubbled.