Kidwell loses primary in upset

Ladies and gentlemen, Campbell County's long national nightmare is over.

It's not every century that a Tea Party incumbent loses a Republican primary - but it just happened in Campbell County.

The results are in, and disgraced Sheriff Jeff Kidwell has managed to handily lose his reelection bid. As of now, Kidwell is trailing by 15 percentage points. This comes after the Fraternal Order of Police approved a "no confidence" vote against Kidwell, which was prompted largely by Kidwell falsely claiming to have served 18 years with the sheriff's department.

With this news, the misrule of Campbell County's most bizarre sheriff in modern times will come to a close.