Rudeness and celebrity look-alikes!

I've just been informed that several celebrity look-alikes have been seen on an international trip - both in the U.S. and abroad. As an added bonus, tourists from a host of different countries have engaged in all sorts of hijinks!

I'm told that a C. Everett Koop look-alike was seen emerging from the terminal building at the Cincinnati airport. Later, a "Weird Al" Yankovic look-alike was spotted strolling down the street in Lima, Peru.

On an international flight, a man behaved in a hilariously rude fashion, watching Bohemian Rhapsody on his phone without using an earpiece - so everyone around him could hear it. The flight attendants twice scolded him, but both times, he stopped for only a few minutes and then started back up again. Then he cleaned out his ears and sprinkled the wax onto the seat and passenger in front of him. (When I took a Megabus to Indianapolis for an Occupy protest outside the Super Bowl in 2012, a passenger watched a stand-up comedy act full of R-rated jokes on his laptop - also without an earpiece. But the driver and all the other passengers thought it was funny.)

Also during this trip, an Australian tourist released a premeditated bunkeroo in the entryway of a hotel. Her air biscuit could be heard 40 feet away in the breakfast room.

At a different hotel breakfast room, an elderly German visitor oafishly smashed a ceramic plate.