Still waiting for my check from the Kremlin

The Associated Press is completely off its rocker.

The recent train derailment in East Palestine, Ohio, caused an untold amount of environmental damage. There will be cancers and mass deaths of wildlife resulting from it for decades to come. State officials are lying and covering it up.

But the AP just ran a piece saying this is just "anti-American propaganda" spread by Vladimir Putin, and those who make the above claims are being paid off.

Then where's my check from the Kremlin?

Usually, people who accuse foes of being paid off by Russia are themselves being paid off by China.