Dick Morris unwelcome everywhere except GOP

Dick Morris is the right-wing clod who managed Bill Clinton's 1996 campaign and dragged Clinton so far to the right that we couldn't believe people weren't marching in the streets in protest over Ralph Nader not being on the ballot in every state. Morris's gig was cut short during the campaign when it was discovered that he let a prostitute listen in on conversations with Clinton. In that scandal, it was found that Morris has a toe-sucking fetish. Later, Morris soured on the Clintons and threatened to leave the country if Hillary Clinton became President.

More often than not, Dick Morris works for Republicans, such as Trent Lott, Jesse Helms, Pete Wilson, and other vile bigots. Now he works as a columnist for the right-wing NewsMax website.

Disgraced in America, Morris recently took his show to Kenya to work for a popular presidential candidate there. But newspapers in Kenya quickly picked up on Morris's past scandals and worried that the candidate was losing credibility by letting Morris work for him. Morris was almost laughed right out of the country. At least the American media still takes Morris somewhat seriously, seeing how the Rupert Murdoch media machine still uses him as a commentator and all. The American media considers Morris a respected pundit even though other countries reject him.

To add injury to insult, a Kenyan government spokesman said Morris was breaking the law because he didn't have the right paperwork to work in Kenya. He threatened Morris with arrest unless he got the proper paperwork.

Now, back in America, Morris has signed on to help Republican presidential hopeless Mike Huckabee. The Republicans never learn, do they? Dick Morris is a man who lets hookers eavesdrop on conversations with his clients, gets threatened with arrest for not bothering to check a country's immigration laws before going there, has built a reputation for inaccurate political forecasts, and may have ruined the Democratic Party for good. That's the type of guy the Republicans hire. I guess since the Republican Party is pretty much already in ruins, they don't have to worry about Morris ruining it too.

(Source: http://blogs.abcnews.com/theblotter/2007/11/bridges-burned.html;
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main.jhtml?xml=/news/2007/12/04/wuspols104.xml)