Another package stolen

This is the second time within the past few months that an important package I've ordered off Amazon has been stolen from the porch.

For this package, I signed up for the postal service to e-mail me when it was delivered. Yesterday evening, I got an e-mail claiming it was delivered at 9:44 AM yesterday. However, the postal service didn't send out this notice until 5 PM - giving thieves over 7 hours to steal the item.

I notified Amazon. Amazon sent me a reply saying that "this is not a typical Amazon.com experience." Unfortunately, it is. Of the last 2 or 3 items I've ordered from them, 2 of them have been stolen after being delivered.

Amazon also informed me that the package was actually delivered last Monday - not yesterday morning. In other words, the postal service took 5 days to tell me it was delivered.

I am unable to notify the postal service. I looked all over the postal service's website for the form to report stolen mail, and couldn't find it - anywhere. Not that this matters, because the postal service didn't do anything about the thefts all the other times I complained.

The postal service does not take mail theft seriously. At all.

But I do.

If I catch ANYONE trying to steal a package that I have delivered here, their spinal column is going to be snapped in half over the porch railing. I work too damn hard for some spoiled baby to steal what I work for.