Lawn Chair Quarterback: "Wiping The Floor With The Evil Empire"

For Tea Party cultists, life is easy. They can afford to just hire a maid to scrub their floors.

But the rest of us have to scrub our floors ourselves - on our hands and knees, no less. And if we split our pants by bending down - as I did today - we're forced to deal with the consequences. This means we have to be more careful than the teagaggers about shitting our drawers. Soiling underwear comes naturally to them, but we're hardscrabble folks, and we have to be frugal about pants and wear them until the day they finally give out on us.

Wiping the floors of grime and debris is also a metaphor for what happened to the Pathway Family Center cult - and what may still happen to Operation UNITE's legislative goals (if we're very, very lucky). PFC and Operation UNITE are all part of the Evil Empire that we fight daily.

Our latest 'LCQ' episode explores this activity: