Lawn Chair Quarterback: "Death By A Thousand Yawns"

Ladies and gentlemen, I'm going to spend the next 10 minutes of your life boring you to tears.

I actually expected the fascist Tea Party today to be a pretty big event. Not huge by any means. But I expected it to be about on par with the one a year ago (when they got heckled during their march around the IRS building).

If I knew the turnout would be just 20 whiners in Colonial-era hats instead of the usual 50, I would have stayed home and worked. I like work, and I'm a busy guy. But keeping an eye on morons like those who make up the Tea Party movement is really part of my job, so I'm not crying (unlike the teabaggers who cry because they have to pay taxes like everybody else).

A boring, lifeless Tea Party produces a drought of material for our latest 'LCQ'. I expected to have loads of material by the end of the event, but instead I had to puff out this episode a bit. In this installment, I'm bicycling home from the Tea Party and talking about what little there was to talk about: