Message for the Westboro cult

Stay the hell out of Highland Heights, will ya?

I knew my hometown would have to deal with Fred Phelps's cult sooner or later just like every other American city, and the Phelpsies are just damn lucky they're doing it at a time when I can't keep an eye on them.

NKU allows these losers on campus, but they pulled out all the stops to keep me away? I know America is supposed to have broad protections for free speech, but if the Topeka Taliban gets to enjoy these protections, why doesn't anybody else?