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So it's come to this.

Since 2003 - that's 10 years - I've had a personal blog on Pitas. But around New Year's Day, my blog became inaccessible, and Pitas posted a notice on its root page declaring they'd be back within a day as they moved their servers. But it's been 2 weeks, and nothing has changed. So it's fair to assume Pitas is kaput - and my personal blog is gone with it.

When Pitas went down, Google had only updated the cache for my blog up to December 24. I guess Google had priorities that were more urgent, like updating Daily Caller links that nobody gives a shit about. In other words, my entry about the room-clearing silent-but-deadly on Christmas Day is gone - gone into thin air.

I also haven't been able to make updates in 2 weeks, so my many fans have missed the news of my recent fact-finding missions in Tallahassee and Washington, D.C. The D.C. mish was a downright spectacle, as I saw 3 uproarious celebrity look-alikes: John Denver, Chelsea Clinton, and Billy Joel. Folks also missed the fact that a hilarious silent-but-deadly was detected at an important family gathering this past Sunday. But nobody has bubbled lately, nor has anybody donned a propeller hat (a sighting that has occurred precisely once in the blog's 10-year history).

So - with the demise of Pitas - the 'Pail is picking up my personal blog's slack. The Online Lunchpail will regale you with all the latest doings of the Bandit, and all the hilarious bunkerooings that go along with 'em. That's in addition to all the sinewy commentary that has been this blog's trademark since 2007.

So you're gonna peep, you're gonna weep, and you're gonna eep!