People didn't bunkeroo in Texas

Yesterday, I returned from a road trip in Texas and the Mid-South. In particular, I visited the official presidential museums in Arkansas and Texas. Let me just say, the museums for the Bushes are like an alternate universe.

Nobody farted on this trip, nobody plopped anything, and nobody wore a helicopter hat. I only saw one celebrity look-alike on the entire trip - namely, a Nancy Kerrigan look-alike.

But since I know you're going to ask, some woman bubbled at the Bill Clinton Museum.