Sanders wins Indiana in upset

The right-wing media was fond of touting piece after piece pointing to a Hillary Clinton victory in the Democratic primary in Indiana. But once again, Bernie Sanders has defied the odds: Sanders is winning the Hoosier State by almost 7% with over 60% of the votes counted.

Let that sink in for a moment: A self-described democratic socialist just won Indiana.

Meanwhile, in Indiana's Republican primary, Donald Trump - pissed pants and all - has just sailed to a smashing victory. Ted Cruz has reportedly quit the race as a result - giving Carly Fiorina one of the shortest-lived vice-presidential candidacies in history.