Conservavirus patented in 2003

While an Ebola drug appears to have the most potential for fighting conservavirus - several critically ill patients have recovered quickly after using this drug - drugs for this virus might have been already available but for the backwards priorities of the media, Big Pharma, and the government.

Conservavirus itself received a U.S. patent back in 2003. That means there's been 17 years to find a drug. Seventeen years. And not even a hint of progress until now.

Why? We all know why. Medical research funds are used to fight spindromes instead of deadly diseases. Full disclosure: I was diagnosed with ADHD as a child. But ADHD is a spindrome. The idea that ADHD is a fatal condition would be laughable if it didn't drain resources from fighting fatal illnesses. But that's where our money has been spent. An untold amount of resources were squandered trying to keep me from yelling out, "Toilet training!" in 4th grade - and because of it, people have died from conservavirus.

All the right-wing pundits who bumped their gums about how ADHD was "America's #1 health crisis" are looking like complete dumbasses right about now. Blood is on their hands - along with Donald Trump's.