Google News stupidity

I don't rely on Google News, because it's full of old, stale "news" instead of anything up-to-date. Its top stories are usually hours - even days - old. That's not to mention that half the stories are from sites that are almost universally recognized as right-wing, not real news outlets.

But I went on Google News this morning to try to peep some real news to relax with, and this was one of their top stories...

"Michael Jackson's Daughter Paris Flaunts Fantastic Legs In A Hot Mini Outfit"

Seriously. That's a top news story today.