You're slipping!
Last night, I went to Oktoberfest in Cincinnati – or, as I call it, Ploptoberfest. It wasn't as illustrious as last year, when I threw up across from the Enquirer building and people drank beer on the streetcar, but it existed nonetheless.
Ploppings aren't as creative as they were a decade ago. However, I did notice that someone put a plastic Kroger bag and a beverage bottle in the toilet. As a bonus, someone smashed a packet of ketchup on the wall in a portable restroom.
Also – predictably – a person was in such a festive mood that they bubbled.
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