The Bush Who Brings You Bedbugs

Bedbugs used to be considered a hazard of a world long past. But in the early 2000s (ahem), Americans began noting that the little critters were making a comeback.

Granted, that would be mighty annoying. They bite, you know. But - compared with everything else failing right around the same time (ahem) - not everyone could afford to worry about it.

But infestations continue to increase.

Once you've got bedbugs, your mattress is ruined. Utterly ru! You have to replace it.

Not long ago, a Cincinnati city official said he was shocked that we have to worry about bedbugs in the 21st century. Well, thank Bush. That sack of shit Bush hasn't done shit about the problem. In fact, the problem was thought to have long ago been eliminated nationwide when he seized power.

Just call him Bedbug Bush. Or - for emphasis - the Bush Who Brings You Bedbugs. (Sort of like "the beer that brings you baseball.")

There's a good chance you have them. I'd say in some areas, probably greater than a 50/50 chance. If you get what appear to be mosquito bites, but they last longer, they might not be from mosquitoes. They might be from bedbugs - a force to be reckoned with!

At least bedbugs are a relatively minor annoyance, unlike the major Bush-induced grievances that have proliferated lately.