Sunday, September 3, 2023

People beered at Rip-off-fest

Earlier tonight, I went to Riverfest - or as I call it, Rip-off-fest.

Allowed Clouds were violated fluently. To defy the festival's ban on outside beverages, musical instruments, and tools, I smuggled in Pepsi, a kazoo, and a screwdriver. I also read that hula hoops are banned now too, but I can't very well sneak in a hula hoop in my pants pocket. Even funnier, people brang in beer - at a festival that has long been dry. Another Allowed Cloud was violated by someone setting off their own fireworks. People smoked pot too!

In addition to all these Allowed Cloud violations, I saw 2 - count 'em, 2 - people who were in such a festive mood that they bubbled.

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