The Conservative Fool Of The Year is...?

2010 is gonna be a big year, folks! The ConservaFools are piling up like used wrapping paper does after you open your holiday gifts. Occasionally, we run a Conservative Fool Of The Day entry (hearkening back to our blog of that name from 2005 to 2007), but who's the Conservative Fool Of The Year?

For any year of the decade, you can assume it's you-know-who unless I say otherwise. I'm pretty sure Ann Coulter won this spot one year, but other than that, it's been almost a clean sweep.

Until 2009. Let's rank the year's top 3 most idiotic right-wing morons, shall we?

3) RUSSELL WISEMAN. Wiseman is the mayor of Arlington, Tennessee, who said President Obama scheduled an important speech just so 'A Charlie Brown Christmas' would be delayed. Wiseman used this as an opportunity to launch a bigoted diatribe on Facebook. Wiseman also demanded that the right to vote be denied to anyone who doesn't own land.

2) ORLY TAITZ. Taitz, a lawyer, is a sore loser who sued over the results of the presidential election. Taitz is known for submitting a phony Kenyan birth certificate and for misspelling her own name on an important legal document.

1) SARAH PALIN!!! Yes, the Queen of Mean has managed to secure the year's top spot after she quit her governor's post in a huff, wrote a book full of errors, and mistreated a Utah hairdresser.

So there ya have 'em! Keep your feet in the commode and keep reaching for the Pepto-Bismol!