Conservafool shreds another porn mag

As the guy on Channel 9 might say: Don't waste your money, conservafools!

But the right-wing Morlocks continue to waste money. At least this time, they're wasting their own dough instead of the taxpayers' money like they usually do.

Tony Zirkle, a Republican congressional candidate in Indiana, got a Conservative Fool Of The Day entry for attending a birthday party for Hitler conducted by a neo-Nazi group. At some point - it's unclear whether it was during the bash or while his local paper was interviewing him - he shredded an ancient copy of Penthouse magazine to demonstrate his obsession with fighting porn.

Now an uproarious photo (apparently from the South Bend Tribune) has surfaced. In this picture, Zirkle (with his 1992 hairdo) is seen inserting the very first issue of Playboy into a shredder - to be ruined all up!


According to the omnipotent Wikipedia, the debut ish of Playboy was worth over $5,000 several years ago. Evidently, Tony Zirkle actually squandered $5,000 by purchasing the first edition of Playboy just so he could run it through a shredder!

It's your money, mister. So keep wasting it. Where else can I get so much entertainment for only $5,000 of someone else's money?

(Source: http://www.takingdownwords.com/taking_down_words/2006/04/tony_zirkle_no_.html)