The new Tim isn't like the old Tim.
The 2008 Tim was certainly an improvement over the 2003 Tim. And the 2003 Tim was one hell of a lot better than the 1997 Tim.
Now I'm introducing the 2009 Tim. The 2009 Tim features leather seats, rack-and-pinion steering, AC, and passenger's side airbags. Just joking!
Actually, the 2009 Tim will feature more Allowed Cloud violations than ever before (if that's at all possible after last year). And better, more effective tantrums! Kind of like the 1975 Tim, only more principled, and for the greater good of the country.
I realized yesterday that I had to improve on the 2008 Tim, which was already the greatest Tim to date. The overcast, rainy weather we've had lately is sufficient to drive one loopy, unless you come up with a better mechanism to fight back.
So get ready, 'Pail peeps. Because you ain't seen nothing yet!
Sunday, July 5, 2009
The new Tim
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Are they fine Corinthian leather seats?
ReplyDeleteYou are lucky. I decline every year. The 2009 yetti is far inferior to the 08, which is inferior to the 07......all the way back to 73.
It features fine Corinthian leather seats, AM/FM quadrophonic stereo, and satellite radio.
ReplyDeleteLet's hope the new Tim is better than the new Internet Explorer or New Coke. You're not going to re-arrange our favorites or have a funny after-taste are you?
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