The great American boycott!

After today's display of Republican fascism, how can you combat it? Hopefully, the same way I'm going to fight it.

Hit 'em plumb in the pocketbook!

They want to play hardball with the American public, so I'm going to make them sorry for what they wished for.

For starts, let's boycott going to the movies. Until the current situation is remedied, I refuse to see a major theatrical release unless it's by Michael Moore.

I'm not buying any new music either unless it's from indie labels.

Furthermore, all commercial radio and TV will be boycotted. In addition, no newspapers will be purchased. The media was largely responsible for what we saw today, and the media WILL pay.

I'm also boycotting attendance at all professional sporting events.

Too often, we forget we're at war with evil, and have been for many years. There's good, and there's evil. You can't compromise with evil.

Now it's our turn to bring the country to its knees with these boycotts.

Over 1,000,000 people voted against Record Man today. If 1,000,000 Americans have the guts to join my boycott, that'll show Brit Hume who's boss. Make him wipe that sneer off that ugly helmet head.

If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the problem. So get out of my way, because the other side ain't getting my hard-earned money.