Bye, George

Eight years after the most certifiably insane occupant of the White House in history seized power, he now exits the door as an even sadder mess of a man than he was at the start.

Let's take a look at some of the memorable moments in Bush's fucked-up life...

Even in college, Bush was doing his part to solve America's looming transportation needs. In the above photo, he's trying out the lighter-than-air dirigible he invented, which uses the helium that fills his head.

Once in office, Bush showed America's young people the dangers of cigarettes by demonstrating what happens when you swallow too many of them.

Bush was also the national poet, as the slogan on the above picture proves.

Not one to be deterred by scientific consensus, Bush was eager to prove that his actions had nothing to do with depletion of the ozone layer - much to the olfactory discomfort of members of his administration.

Bush shows he knows how to use the iron-ons he got from a Froot Loops box without burning himself.

Here, ol' George shows us the disguise he uses to sneak up on the Taliban.

Bush finally gets hauled away for unlawful impersonation of a President.

Bye, George. Don't get your stupid face caught in the gate for your new neighborhood in Dallas the taxpayers were forced to purchase for you.