Gategate

Bush's shit-caked pantaloons are getting closer and closer to ambling out the door and back to Texas.

But now, as he moves into his Dallas mansion that he's acquired, he's demanding that federal taxpayers buy him a gate to block access to the neighborhood. This despite the fact that the gate would be on a public street.

Aaaww, the widdle baby want a gate?

I sure as shit never had a gate anywhere I lived - let alone one paid for by taxpayers. But Bush has probably never been able to imagine not having one.

Bush's daddy pulled the exact same stunt when he left office, by demanding a gate for his Houston neighborhood. To accomplish this, the Texas legislature passed a law just for him that allows the gating of public roads. All for the pwecious, pwecious Bushes.

You know what? I think Bush should spend his retirement behind a gate - a prison gate!

(Source: http://www.dallasnews.com/sharedcontent/dws/news/localnews/stories/DN-bushhouse_06met.ART0.State.Edition1.4a585c2.html)