Chuck Norris advocates desecrating flag

One of the saddest declines of a major celebrity in modern times continues.

Psychologically, Chuck Norris is about at the point that chess champion Bobby Fischer was at during his later years.

And - regarding the 2008 election - the 69-year-old Norris is a sore, sore loser. You'd think a tough guy like Chuck Norris would have better coping skills, but he's become miserable.

Now Norris is encouraging Americans to fly an "alternate" flag in place of the current United States flag. He says that if you fly Old Glory at all, you should stain it with tea first.

According to the United States Flag Code, which is part of federal law, there are very rigid rules for handling the flag. Certainly, smudging it with Lipton is a big no-no.

Norris insists flying a ruined flag will teach the "modernists" a lesson.

The only lesson it teaches is that Chuck Norris is incapable of constructively dealing with the fact that his candidates lost an election.

(Source: http://www.dailykos.com/storyonly/2009/9/24/785779/-Chuck-NorrisFly-Alternate-U.S.-Flag-or-Stain-Current-Flag-with-Tea)