Wednesday, January 4, 2023

What is the meaning of this? ('Sesame Street' Wednesday)

There are still some enjoyable 'Sesame Street' segments out there that I recall fondly but have never found online or on a DVD. However, here's one we can finally cross off that list now that it's surfaced...

That skit featuring Maria, David, and Bob reportedly first aired in 1975. Bob and David portray waiters at a fine restaurant, and Maria is their beleaguered supervisor. This is one of few segments where Bob had a mustache. I was really hoping this sketch was the one in which Maria spoke a famous line that was repeated for the rest of my childhood. Well, I got my wish.

That famous line: "What is the meaning of this?"

I remember many times when I was growing up, somebody would ask, "What is the meaning of this?" Inevitably, somebody would always follow with, "As Maria would say."

I also remember being somewhat frightened by this segment. The characters kept dropping trays and dishes and falling onto the ground, leading me to fear that they might be injured.

But good for David for quitting his waiter job! Now the world knows you can't walk all over David!

Sunday, January 1, 2023

People smiled their asses off on Fountain Square

Last night, I went to the New Year's celebration on Fountain Square. And when I say it was tame, man, do I mean it was tame! I mean it like a dictionary! A big ol' Webster's!

But the TV networks have forfeited the privilege of me staying home to watch their garbledy-goop, because of their totalitarianism of the past couple years.

At least when I was on Fountain Square, I did detect the airy vapors of a certain herb. Also, before midnight, I saw 2 - count 'em, 2 - people who were in a festive enough mood that they bubbled.

Friday, December 30, 2022

Have no fear, the January ish is here!

An ish is pub. Pub, pub. An ish is pub. Pub, pub. An ish is pub. Pub, pub. An ish is pub. Pub, pub. An ish is pub. A doggone ish is pub!

The January edition of The Last Word has now materialized, and it chugs along as ever. This ish talks about censorship of auditing videos, my successful effort to remove a noisy plate from a city street, handing in school reports full of gibberish and funny sayings, people peeing on the toilet seat at a Senate office building, and more!

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Wednesday, December 21, 2022

Lawyer barred from Rockettes show after being caught by facial recognition tech

This is fascism.

I don't care what anybody says. It's fascism, end of story.

A woman was barred from a Rockettes show at Radio City Music Hall in New York because facial recognition technology in the lobby discovered that she happens to be a lawyer who works at a firm that filed a personal injury suit against a restaurant owned by the venue's parent company.

After being detected by this technology, guards approached her and ejected her instantly. She was with a Girl Scouts troop with her daughter. The rest of the group was allowed in.

A spokesperson for MSG Entertainment, which owns the venue, said the company's policy is to ban attorneys from firms involved in litigation against the company from attending events.

This policy is now resulting in a challenge to MSG's liquor license - because the license bars the venue from arbitrarily banning patrons.

What a mess America has become. What a mess.

Friday, December 16, 2022

It was a long bubbling season, Charlie Brown!

Today at Kroger, some woman was in such a Krogery mood that she bubbled.

Friday, December 9, 2022

Another Beshear screw-up

Kentucky has had a system of unemployment insurance that has served workers well since 1938 – offering 26 weeks of insurance.

But starting next month, unemployment insurance in Kentucky is being slashed so it will last only 12 to 24 weeks – depending on the recent unemployment rate. With unemployment as bad as it is lately, you might think that it will be 24 weeks when this change takes place. But who are we kidding? It's 12 weeks. Of course.

Much like how our rulers deliberately used a botched model for COVID deaths as an excuse for stay-at-home orders and other police state measures, they've been using made-up employment figures for years – almost always vastly undercounting the unemployment rate. Their penchant for disinformation isn't limited to science and law, but also economics.

The Beshear administration is making this change to appease the governor's friends at the Kentucky Chamber of Commerce – much as how some of Beshear's COVID measures also pleased this elite secret society.

Andy Beshear's legacy will be not just a botched COVID response but also gutting a successful worker insurance system that has lasted 84 years.

A person bubbled at Target too!

Today at Target in Newport, some woman bubbled.

Monday, December 5, 2022

A person bubbled at Kroger

Today at Kroger, some woman bubbled a green bub.

Thursday, December 1, 2022

Disabled man threatened with guns by Delta

Here's another story that's been mostly ignored by the pop-up media.

Recently, a travel blogger flew from Santiago to Atlanta using Delta Airlines – and was threatened with guns by the airline. The man uses a wheelchair because of spinal muscular atrophy. The Air Carrier Access Act gave him the legal right to stay on the flight when it landed until he was given access to his own wheelchair.

Delta disrespected this right – and threatened the man. A video caught a flight attendant telling the man that the TSA would make him "get off the aircraft with all their guns and stuff."

The Air Carrier Access Act is based on a sound premise. One of the things it was designed to do is fight actions such as airlines abandoning disabled passengers for hours.

Cue the laptop bullies who will inevitably defend the airline.

Wednesday, November 30, 2022

Have no fear, the December ish is here!

It's another December to dismember at The Last Word, as our December issue is now pub!

This ish talks about more bad Domino Rally reviews, people throwing pizza on the floor during high school outings, the battle of the bubble gum dyes, a student buying pot at school (which used shredded Ranger Rick magazines for cut), med school students getting expelled for abusing cadavers, and more!

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Tuesday, November 29, 2022

New York City to lock up "mentally ill" without trial

Since 2020, the bigger the city, the more of a fascist stronghold it is.

New York City Mayor Eric Adams – already on record as supporting child abuse, getting a city worker fired for speaking out against it, and running an administration that lied in court in a related case – is at it again. Adams has now announced the city will involuntarily commit the so-called "mentally ill" without any sort of trial or hearing, even if they pose no threat to anyone.

Why? Because Eric Adams is a hateful, hateful man, that's why. In a city with a long string of incompetent mayors, that shouldn't be too surprising, but Adams's totalitarianism has few rivals.

Today's Democratic "leaders" hate America, and they hate freedom. It shows every time their traps flip open.

New York's latest directive would unambiguously violate the Supreme Court's 1975 O'Connor v. Donaldson ruling. This unanimous landmark decision says people may not be indefinitely committed against their will.

Wait! There's more! The city is also urging passage of a state law to bolster the city's stance.

The Coalition for Homeless rightly blasted the city's new directive, but the city is sure to dig in.

In the 2000s and 2010s, America's cities were the home of modern pioneers and innovators. Now our cities are the home of gentrified goosesteppers.

Monday, November 21, 2022

Colleges should pay to have student debt canceled

One of the issues Occupy took up was student debt. Occupy Cincinnati once had a march about this issue, and we were actually attacked during it.

These days, I don't expect anything productive to be done on this or any other matter, given the sorry state of our political system. To give you an idea of how bad things are, in one recent local election, the supposedly most progressive of the 3 candidates wanted to bring back the draft. Today's so-called progressives have become the war hawks that real progressives have long fought against.

I've long supported canceling student debt, but not long ago, some folks actually raised a good argument against it. While debt would be canceled for people who went to college, what about those who never had the chance to go to college? What do they get from canceling student debt?

That's a fair point, but it doesn't make college debt any less burdensome. Another drawback of canceling student debt is that all of us taxpayers would be on the hook for it. So here's my solution: Make colleges pay for it. This would apply to public and private colleges alike, so not all of it would be shouldered by taxpayers.

Think of this as a warranty. For decades, I've said that schools should be subject to warranties that guarantee the quality of the education they offer. If a school doesn't provide an education that allows one to make enough money to pay off their debt, whose fault is that? Is it my fault we have such shitty schools?

Many of our schools are run by some bad, bad people, and there's new evidence emerging all the time they'd rather teach hatred of the Bill of Rights than useful academic material. Our colleges bash the principles America is supposed to be run on, and they ought to pay a price just for that. I hope that with the decline of our colleges just in this decade, society can lift the violent taboo against not attending college.

Tuesday, November 15, 2022

Republicans win U.S. House

Oh no!

Anyway...

Thursday, November 10, 2022

Rural areas moving to the left of urban areas?

There's no law that says urban areas have to be to the political left of rural areas. In fact, the United States since 2000 has been the exception, not the rule. But now, some election results show that rural counties may be trending leftward, while large metropolitan areas are stagnating by moving to the right.

This is now true to an extent in Kentucky. As the dreadful and extreme Amendment 2 was defeated, the county breakdown shows that it won Boone County while losing Carroll County. It won Daviess and McCracken counties but lost Henry and Nicholas counties.

This indicates that fighting against COVID bio-juche isn't the only issue where rural areas have improved over the cities. Urban areas are becoming more authoritarian on issues in general – while rural areas may be becoming less so, even on issues such as abortion rights.

The voting patterns seen in this cycle for referendums and nonpartisan elections doesn't seem to bear any correlation with partisan results. America's party system is undergoing a realignment as significant as what took place during the Civil War and the New Deal.

America may be approaching an era in which rural areas are actually more liberal than urban areas. It's like it's 1990 again. Yes, you too can live in Eminence or Glendive!

COVID maximalism loses at the polls

Days after the election, we still don't know what party will control either the House or the Senate, but one thing is clear. COVID maximalism has lost in the court of public opinion.

One of few major candidates in the entire country to run against COVID totalitarianism was – oddly enough – Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis, a Republican. He ended up winning in one of the most significant landslides anywhere. Some governors who were some of the most diehard lockdownists in America survived because their challengers failed to attack them for their COVID maximalism.

Dr. Mehmet Oz, the Republican nominee for Senate in Pennsylvania, lost largely because he was one of the first well-known Americans to endorse lockdowns. Oz had praised the Chinese Communist Party for its embrace of "zero COVID" authoritarianism.

Whatever the weather, people all over America and around the world are tired of the bio-juche police state and the lies spread to prop it up.

Sunday, November 6, 2022

Celebrity look-alike cruise

You may have heard of a celebrity cruise. But what about a celebrity look-alike cruise?

I just received an important e-mail about a recent cruise in which numerous celebrity look-alikes were seen. They included Elvis Presley, Brian Dennehy, Boris Yeltsin, and Marjorie Taylor Greene. The Elvis look-alike was so hilarious that one day when he was at the pool, another feller began yelling, "Elvis is in the house!"

In addition, a man wearing a Brigham Young University shirt audibly passed gas while strolling through an elevator lobby. Also, some woman bubbled.

Saturday, October 29, 2022

Have no fear, the November ish is here!

November wouldn't be November if you couldn't pop open a toilet or three and relax with the November ish of The Last Word!

In October, Zinecinnati came to town, and we saw it all! Also, this ish talks about CNBC's idiotic airport stores, another McDonald's tantrum, lost 'Sesame Street' episodes, photocopying bubble gum, airlines destroying luggage, records getting ruined by sewage, and more!

Once again, Scribd is blocking this ish until they can get their spam filters in order, but you can find the latest edition of The Last Word here...

http://bunkerblast.info/lastword/lw2211.pdf

Monday, October 24, 2022

201 photos and videos (so far) from my trip out west!

In the month of ba-de-ya, I went on a fact-finding mission out west. I picked up 2 new states, and the trip was so action-packed that it is expected that I will amass a total of 459 photos and videos of Roads Scholaring interest.

This caused me to split the trip into 2 massive photo shoots, which splits the trip down the middle. The first grand batch consists of 9 parts and 201 items. And you're gonna peep 'em until you can blow a bubble with 'em...

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Wednesday, October 12, 2022

Amendment 2: another assault on bodily autonomy

"My body, my choice" means what it says.

I've fought against the media as they relentlessly dig in on their support of mask mandates. Bodily integrity should be an unassailable value in a free society. But this also applies to reproductive freedom.

There's been a big misconception that those who support extreme abortion bans are not the same people who support mask mandates. But if that was true, why do we have both? Some folks have noted that in the past few years, right-wing war hawks and authoritarians have merged with the "liberal" intelligentsia. That's why we see right-wing extremists like Bill Kristol joining the Democratic Party.

On November 8, Kentuckians will have the chance to reject Amendment 2 – a referendumb that would amend the Kentucky Constitution to enact one of the most restrictive abortion bans in the country. If this miserable amendment passes, the Kentucky Constitution would be hamstrung against protecting reproductive liberty. A trigger law would go into effect that would outlaw abortion even in cases of rape or incest, and Amendment 2 would snuff out any challenges to this trigger law.

Although this amendment was introduced by Republicans, the Democrats haven't lifted a finger to fight it. Sadly, this is not a surprise, given the Democrats' painful takeover by factions that seem singularly dedicated to expanding government overreach. And government overreach is what Amendment 2 is. There is strong sentiment out there against government intrusion into personal behavior. Limits on reproductive rights are as troublesome as the ever-expanding prison state and the unending COVID maximalism that has been cheered by the media.

When I said I stand for limited government, I meant it.

Thursday, September 29, 2022

Occupy Democrats gave to McConnell as allegations of pocketing donations swirl

Here's yet another bombshell that the media is going to sweep under the rug.

Remember the popular Occupy movement of a decade ago that the media hated so? There's still little shards of debris out there exploiting the Occupy banner, and one of them is Occupy Democrats. They claim to be a group of Occupy supporters within the Democratic Party - but all they do is spew venom. They don't contribute a damn thing that's positive. Nothing they post is recognizably Occupy.

Now it's been found that just before the 2020 election, the Occupy Democrats Election Fund donated $40,000 to the McConnell Senate Committee – as the Senate Republican leader cruised to reelection. Even after the Democrats completely abandoned the bedrock values of their historic supporters, Mr. Elbow Care remained one of the worst Republicans out there.

Just as shocking, it took 2 years for anyone else to find it. We never would have found it, because we never would have thought to look for it, and we don't have enough staffers to look for it. A larger operation has no excuse not to find it more quickly.

Wikipedia says Occupy Democrats "publishes false information, hyperpartisan content, and clickbait." Yet somehow, the group's posts "are among the most widely shared political content on Facebook." The University of Iowa library said Occupy Democrats "has been known to show misleading, fake, or exaggerated partisan content." The Valencia College library placed Occupy Democrats on a list of sources that "cannot usually be accepted at face value and need further verification from other sources to determine if information is credible." Even the Atlantic said Occupy Democrats is "studded with straightforwardly fake news", and BuzzFeed said Occupy Democrats once published a satirical story as fact. Yet Joe Biden's 2020 campaign worked directly with Occupy Democrats for its messaging.

But wait! There's more! A devastating new article in the Raw Story says founders of Occupy Democrats are being accused of pocketing donations to the group. According to these allegations, the founders funneled money they raised through their PAC into their own businesses and donated precisely zero to Democratic campaigns. Hundreds of thousands of dollars went to "fundraising consultants." Yes, they fundraised to pay for "fundraising consultants."

One of the founders claimed that Occupy Democrats is a superPAC, so it can only spend donations on consultants and messaging, because it is not allowed to donate to candidates. So why did it donate to McConnell? One reporter said that's because it's actually not a superPAC but a hybrid PAC. This means Occupy Democrats is too dumb to even know how its own PAC works.

A commenter on the Raw Story piece asked if Occupy Democrats was a Republican front all along designed to scam Democrats into donating. Another said there is a history of the rich hijacking movements for financial gain. I think the only difference between Occupy Democrats and other groups is that Occupy Democrats got caught. I know MoveOn and Drinking Liberally are scams. I don't think MoveOn always was a scam, but it has been since at least 2020.

What about all the "progressive" blogs that all suddenly shifted to COVID maximalism and began supporting lockdowns at the exact same moment? Who was paying them off? It doesn't seem likely that these blogs would abandon their principles unless they were being paid off.

The Occupy Democrats scandal ought to raise suspicion about other shitlib organizations and blogs. But it probably won't, because the media won't cover it.

Have no fear, the October ish is here!

It's gonna be an October to ploptober, as the October ish of The Last Word is now pub!

This ish talks about another road trip out west, struggles with buying a new computer, hotel pools usually being closed, people playing frisbee with a John Denver record, a person spitting food on Monopoly money, a person getting bubble gum stuck in their sock, and more!

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Sunday, September 25, 2022

Chaka Khan look-alike sighted

I just spent a half-hour trying in vain to fit "I Feel For You" into a title about celebrity look-alikes. Oh well. Anyway, I received an important e-mail saying a Chaka Khan look-alike was sighted a few days ago.

Also, as the proliferation of green bubble gum continues, this e-mail said a person was seen bubbling a big, green bub in a car. It was also reported that someone pooped all over the back of a toilet at an NFL game in Cleveland.

Friday, September 23, 2022

School-to-prison pipeline widens in Cincinnati

I and many other Americans spent the 2010s fighting against the school-to-prison pipeline. The fascism of the 2020s has set our hard work back by generations.

At a meeting last week, Cincinnati school board members voted 6 to 1 to keep armed police in schools – even though studies showed that placing armed cops in schools is not useful. This also came after school police fell under scrutiny for racist practices.

Like so many other things, the school-to-prison pipeline has only gotten worse over the years. Some folks insist things were just as bad in the 1970s, but they forget that I was alive then and I'm old enough to remember that America was much freer then. The University of Connecticut Center for Education Policy Analysis says that in 1975, only 1% of American schools reported having police on site, but that number had ballooned to 58% by 2018. In fact, Cincinnati was one of the first school districts to fall to these pressures.

School police have also come under fire for arresting youths for acts that are not even criminal.

America has become a totalitarian police state where every move is controlled, and no institution exemplifies it more than our broken schools. We are at war with the monsters who run our schools, and we must step up our efforts against these child abusers. Shame on the unseemly goblins who run our schools.

If anyone needs to be armed, it's the students.

Celebrity look-alike boldly goes where no man has gone before

Today at Kroger, I saw a William Shatner look-alike.

Also, some woman driving down Carothers Road bubbled.

Sunday, September 18, 2022

People plopped stuff at Ploptoberfest (imagine that!)

You're slipping!

Last night, I went to Oktoberfest in Cincinnati – or, as I call it, Ploptoberfest. It wasn't as illustrious as last year, when I threw up across from the Enquirer building and people drank beer on the streetcar, but it existed nonetheless.

Ploppings aren't as creative as they were a decade ago. However, I did notice that someone put a plastic Kroger bag and a beverage bottle in the toilet. As a bonus, someone smashed a packet of ketchup on the wall in a portable restroom.

Also – predictably – a person was in such a festive mood that they bubbled.

Thursday, September 15, 2022

Surprise! Splat!

Today, I got home from a road trip all the way across the country. I even went to Washington and Oregon, so now I've been to every state in the contiguous 48 states and D.C. This fact-finding mission is known as the September Surprise!

Celebrity look-alikes abounded. They included Clint Eastwood, Jeff Bezos, David Canary, and Dick Cheney. But I plan to elaborate on them more in the next ish of The Last Word.

Also, after I got home, I received an important e-mail declaring that a Pink look-alike was sighted at Meijer.

Sunday, September 4, 2022

Kazooing is cool

Earlier, I went to Rip-off-fest, as I warned I might do.

My proud smuggling tradition continued. I smuggled in Dr Pepper and a kazoo in defiance of the fest's rules against bringing in beverages and musical instruments. Just to make sure I was violating their dumb rules, I briefly played the kazoo, but it was just the first few notes of "Smoke On The Water."

Also, a person was in such a festive mood that they bubbled.

Saturday, September 3, 2022

Georgetown! Maysville! Ripley! Game day bucket go boom!

Back in July, I goed on a little automotive Roads Scholaring just east of Cincinnati. This event yielded 45 photos, and peepage is in order. This also means I'm finally caught up on recent Scholaring photos. So glide on over here...

http://bunkerblast.info/roadpics/geomay22a.html
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Friday, September 2, 2022

Where's my kazoo?

Every year, the list of items prohibited at Rip-off-fest gets longer and longer – if they have the event at all.

Rip-off-fest is my name for Riverfest – a so-called festival in Cincinnati. I usually attend the fireworks display each year and smuggle in a soft drink – as beverages are prohibited. I've never been caught, but I once saw a young woman harassed for trying to bring in a soda from Frisch's Big Boy.

This year, the list of banned items includes some bans I've never noticed before. For example, musical instruments are banned. Maybe I'll look for my kazoo later. Balloons and beach balls are banned too. Whistles and tools are also banned.

After I smuggled in Pepsi, last year's Rip-off-fest was a fun little diversion, and we had fine weather. Everyone smiled widely, and a column of mucus even dangled from the nose of a youngster who was approximately 10 years old. It looks like this year we might not be so lucky with the weather. But the weather might not be what keeps people away, as turning the event into a police state might instead be the culprit.

Thursday, September 1, 2022