Tea Party k00ks00t on the way?

You can almost hear the Tea Parties crying, "WHY WON'T ANYBODY LISTEN TO US?!?!?!"

According to the Cincinnati Enquirer - a reliable voice of the teagaggin' Right - the Northern Kentucky Tea Party is mad and they're not gonna take it anymore! In fact, they're gonna sue!

Local teabaggers are trying to "raise money for anticipated litigation" via online and in-person fundraising. Seems they're upset because some labor unions, political figures, and officials from public utility agencies have been criticizing them and hurting their feelings. The Tea Party's website whines, "The Northern Kentucky Tea Party is under attack from various groups including entrenched politicians, public employees unions, as well as representatives from the public utilities. It is also clear that in order to get the attention of these entities and persuade them to change their behavior; it is going to be necessary to resort to litigation."

They're even threatening to sue a local resident who dared to complain about a political ad that the Tea Party ran in area newspapers.

Hey idiot teagaggers, ever hear of the First Amendment?

If they sue anybody, the judge ought to fine them back to the Shit Age for filing a SLAPP suit.

Now here's the best part. Guess what the Tea Party is calling its k00ks00t fund? They're calling it the Freedom of Speech Legal Fund. Now THAT'S funny!

With facts like these, you can't write more uproarious fiction, folks.

Then again, why do they need to have a fundraiser, considering we taxpayers pay for everything they do as it is? (For instance, they've blocked public roads during at least 2 of their rallies locally.)

(What's also hilarious is that when the teagaggers launched a counterprotest against the labor rally in Madison, Wisconsin, the Tea Partiers were outnumbered 35-to-1.)