Drunken Trumper humiliates self at Subway

Today we devoured lunchage at the combination Subway/Burger King in Bellevue, and a ridiculous spectacle ensued.

A clearly intoxicated man was sitting at the table behind us, reading the much-ridiculed Cincinnati Enquirer. When he was leaving, he tried imposing the shredded tabloid upon us, but we didn't want it, so he spread it on another table. Then he started giving a speech about Donald Trump.

"Trump," he started out.

Is that a question, a factual statement, an opinion, or what?

Then he yelled some vague pro-Trump sentiment and stomped out of the restaurant. Snickers were heard from other customers.

A few minutes later, in a separate incident, a man lamented the miserable quality of his Burger King meal as he tossed it in the trash can. "I'm gonna call corporate!" he exclaimed.