Fresh!

Stale!

Wilbur!

Warthog!

You thought I was making up all that "Fresh!" business, didn't you?

Well, YouTube has proven you wrong yet again! And it's not even the weekend!

Yes, I'm talking about the old Tender Vittles cat food commersh. The one that was frequently parodied with that "Wilbur!" stuff.

Granted, this version was reportedly from 1984, which was later than the versions I would have been most interested in. But the "Fresh!" theme was still present:



I embedded that ad here because Tender Vittles was finally discontinued in the U.S. and A. in 2007.

Now is everybody going to stop insisting I made the whole thing up?