Sunday, August 28, 2016

Have no fear, the September ish is here!

In the spirit of economic populism, we at The Last Word eschew the idea of going back to school in July. Our famous Back-to-School issue is a September event, and this one's a beaut!

This ish talks about a hilarious high school classmate who graced my class for only a day, the comedy of medicated chewing gum, pounding on the table in 6th grade to the tune of a Quiet Riot record, the right-wing classism of revoking driver's licenses for bad grades, and the uproariousness of all your teeth falling out.

So please, please, please point your pooper here...