Friday, July 30, 2010

Lawn Chair Quarterback: "Meet The News Newt"

'Lawn Chair Quarterback' has a new news anchor: the News Newt!

Now, I don't mean Newt Gingrich. I'm talking about newts - the beautiful animal of the salamander family. I saw a newt in a Cincinnati brownfield when I worked for the Department of the Interior. I love the little critters. Some are poisonous, but I love 'em!

The News Newt is a newt who brings you news. And 'Lawn Chair Quarterback' has now hired him for its news desk:

I bet the News Newt's shit stinks from eating all those insects and worms.