The Conservative Fool Of The Day is...Alex Kozinski!

This is another story from the conservative hypocrisy files.

Alex Kozinski is the chief judge of the strongly conservative-leaning 9th Circuit U.S. Court of Appeals. He was appointed to the 9th Circus by Reagan and elevated to chief judge by Dumpster. (This is the court that's allegedly liberal, even though it ignored the First Amendment by approving school uniforms.)

In June it was revealed that the conservative Kozinski posted pornography on his personal website. Aren't conservatives usually the ones who are raving against porn? It was the Reagan regime that wasted millions of taxpayer dollars investigating porn, and now one of Reagan's appointees posts porn on a publicly accessible site himself?

The sexually explicit photos and videos posted by the judge featured naked women painted to look like cows, a man cavorting with a sexually aroused farm animal, public sex, and material dealing with piss and shit - all on a publicly viewable site!

When the Los Angeles Times questioned Kozinski about his poo-poo porn and animal images, he described the material as "funny."

Ironically, Alex Kozinski was at the time presiding over an important obscenity trial. The material at issue during this trial couldn't have been much more hardcore than what Kozinski posted on his publicly viewable website. In fact, some of it sounds very similar, from the description.

So if Kozinski had ruled the way conservatives usually rule, think how mind-numbingly hypocritical he would've looked. But the controversy over Kozinski's porn was so great that he had to recuse himself from the case.

Now that the 9th Circuit has finally generated a proper ruling by declaring school strip searches unconstitutional (overturning the court's own previous ruling), guess who one of the dissenters is? That's right, peeps. Alex Kozinski voted to allow such strip searches.

What a vivvlyvoovler.

(Source: http://www.latimes.com/news/local/la-me-kozinski12-2008jun12,0,6220192.story;
http://www.latimes.com/news/nationworld/nation/la-na-strip12-2008jul12,0,3019405.story)