Frosty defeats Grinch

It always gives me a great feeling inside when some petty crybaby gets the smackdown they so richly deserve!

In Anchorage, Alaska, some right-wing galoot complained to the city about a neighbor's giant snowman - even though the snowman created no harm to anyone. Apparently the complainant considered the snow giant to be demonic.

Every neighborhood seems to have a busybody who gripes about everything. They spend every summer calling the police on 10-year-olds who set off Fun Snaps, so I guess they need something to whine about in winter too.

Shockingly, city pen pushers actually ordered the man who built the snowman to take it down all because one person complained. So he did. He was threatened with arrest if he didn't.

But this War on Winter ended up backfiring. In the middle of the night, someone came along and built a new snowman that was much bigger than the one the city ordered taken down.

As Nelson of 'The Simpsons' would say: Ha ha!

As chestnuts roast over an open spit, let that story warm your heart!

(Source: http://www.adn.com/news/alaska/anchorage/story/630926.html;
http://www.adn.com/snowzilla/story/632231.html)