Monday, October 3, 2016

Holy shit! 159/98!

Commenters here are right. This just became a lot less funny.

I just checked the paperwork I got from the bubble gum doctor today, and my blood pressure is much higher than I thought.

It's 159/98. If the first number is at least 140, it's way too high. If the second number is at least 90, it's way too high. I shatter both numbers. I must be a real superman.

You know, maybe if the Republican Party would finally destroy itself like I ordered it to, I could relax and lower my blood pressure. The GOP's refusal to follow my orders is more blood on their hands. They're the reason my blood pressure is so high.

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