My Daylight Wasting Time proposal

Now that Daylight Wasting Time has (unfortunately for this region) beginned anew, here's my tongue-in-cheek proposal to appease the Far Right...

Regulars of Free Republic can continue to sleep all day, except when they're reposting and commenting on RNC press releases.

Members of Congress can continue to sleep on the job.

CEO's of major banks that got bailout money can sleep while our tax dollars fund their huge salary bonuses they gave themselves.

Everyone else shall spend each night sleepless while they wait 5 years to see a doctor under America's broken health care system. You have cancer? Oh, they might call you in 4½ years.

It's about the global economy and competition, folks!