Tuesday, September 16, 2008

Open letter to the electric company

Heeeyyy yooouuu guuuyyys!!!!!

I want to thank you folks at the local energy company for your new service. Your mass defrosting service, in which everyone in Cincinnati defrosts their refrigerator at the same time, really works wonders! Nothing wards off burglars like the smell of spoiled food hovering over entire neighborhoods.

Love, Tim.

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